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Bill Long

128 works in English-language magazines

Date Page Type Title Magazine
December 1958 26 Essay Curses for Sale Monster Parade, December 1958
July 1995 80 Interior Art Cartoon: "The 500th channel." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1995
August 1995 40 Interior Art Cartoon: "Medical curiosities, pt. IV." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1995
August 1995 77 Interior Art Cartoon: "You are in your power!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1995
October 1995 172 Interior Art Cartoon: "Bioengineering fails to bring about racial harmony ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1995
October 1995 98 Interior Art Cartoon: "Euphemism" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1995
February 1996 10 Interior Art Cartoon: "The Proper Little Parasite." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 1996
May 1996 48 Interior Art Cartoon: "Sailors of the early 1700's often mistook the Manatee for a beautiful mermaid ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 1996
July 1996 bep Interior Art Cartoon: "I'm wet, I'm cold, I've got barnacles on my butt. (shoop, shoop.)." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1996
August 1996 82 Interior Art Cartoon: "The service sector will define hitherto unimagined employment opportunities ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1996
August 1996 21 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1996
September 1996 9 Interior Art Cartoon: "Disney's acendancy continues unchecked. In 2015 it launches it's most ambitious theme park ever. All employees are expected to follow certain rules." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1996
September 1996 33 Interior Art Cartoon: "Take the guesswork out of your diagnosis!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1996
October 1996 bep Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: certain anatomical changes are inevitable." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1996
October 1996 82 Interior Art Cartoon: "Will we thrive in the new information economy?" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1996
March 1997 31 Interior Art Cartoon: "Startling adaptations will help wildlife overcome habitat loss." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1997
April 1997 bep Interior Art Cartoon: "Soon we will be able to work, shop, and recreate without ever leaving the comfort and security of our own homes ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1997
May 1997 24 Interior Art Cartoon: "The population of lawyers will outstrip forage and a short hunting season will be declared ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 1997
June 1997 61 Interior Art Cartoon: "Doodling, Sturgis, has no place in bioengineering." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 1997
August 1997 63 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1997
September 1997 71 Interior Art Cartoon: "It will become clear that H. P. Lovecraft was actually a journalist ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1997
September 1997 bep Interior Art Cartoon: "Novelty tombstones will become popular." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1997
September 1997 94 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1997
October 1997 62 Interior Art Cartoon: "Advanced Origami." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1997
January 1998 79 Interior Art Cartoon: "An shrinking number of increasingly immense corporations will provide all of our employment, goods, and services, radically altering the quality of ... Life." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 1998
January 1998 bep Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 1998
March 1998 79 Interior Art Cartoon: "Caller Eradication leads to the extinction of telemarketers, the jerky boys, and old, alcoholic, college friends." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1998
April 1998 40 Interior Art Cartoon: "May I say, sir, what a pleasure it has been sniffing your butt?" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1998
May 1998 20 Interior Art Cartoon: "Will kill for food." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 1998
August 1998 bep Interior Art Cartoon: Declining literacy will drive the proliferation of pictographs. Over time pictographs will succumb to the shorthand of abstraction ... reinvigorating literacy." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1998
September 1998 146 Interior Art Cartoon: "A simple solution to racism, sexism, and lookism, will be found ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1998
September 1998 78 Interior Art Cartoon: "Penetrating pet disguises ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1998
October 1998 159 Interior Art Cartoon: "From our catalog ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1998
December 1998 bep Interior Art Cartoon: "MMMM, it tastes just like chicken." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 1998
January 1999 53 Interior Art Cartoon: "Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought it could replace a great big guy like you!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 1999
February 1999 bep Interior Art Cartoon: "Destined to become the most popular superhero of all time, a new superhero will appear ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 1999
February 1999 61 Interior Art Cartoon: "Sports will stop being a dreary bore when the balls can defend themselves." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 1999
March 1999 34 Interior Art Cartoon: "From Long's Interpretive Guide to Common Workplace Doodles" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1999
April 1999 93 Interior Art Cartoon: "The real information superhighway." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1999
April 1999 bep Interior Art Cartoon: "Though matter transmitters will make travel instantaneous, baggage handling problems will persist ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1999
June 1999 28 Interior Art Cartoon: "The princess and the frog (cutaway view)." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 1999
July 1999 77 Interior Art Cartoon: "As environmental degradation continues, mutation leave will become a standard employee benefit." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1999
July 1999 41 Interior Art Cartoon: "The most noxious pollutant will finally be treated at its source." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1999
October 1999 231 Interior Art Cartoon: "I heartily concur, Steerbridge. Form does, indeed, follow function." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1999
October 1999 213 Interior Art Cartoon: "Politics will become so degraded that only blatent sociopaths will seek office." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1999
December 1999 38 Interior Art Cartoon: "Starting next year, every baby will come pre-loaded with Microsoft software." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 1999
January 2000 39 Interior Art Cartoon: "Where are we dumping the sludge?" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 2000
May 2000 87 Interior Art Cartoon: "Get that Skanky thing out of my face, fleshbag!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2000
May 2000 bep Interior Art Cartoon: "Martha Stewart will become Secretary of the Interior." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2000
January 2001 58 Interior Art Cartoon: "OH, CRAP! I forgot Bob!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 2001
February 2001 94 Interior Art Cartoon: "I've had it up to here with these brats. Let's delete them." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2001
May 2001 114 Interior Art Cartoon: "Our clones will ingest all of the yummy foods and intoxicants we crave. We will download their sensations through neural networks ... leaving everything dangerous or fattening in the clones." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2001
July 2001 35 Interior Art Cartoon: "Rampant innumeracy will force a calculator redesign ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2001
August 2001 124 Interior Art Cartoon: "The government will find a viable, non-tax based revenue stream ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2001
May 2002 31 Interior Art Cartoon: "E-skin® implants will allow us to make money by displaying ads." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2002
June 2002 89 Interior Art Cartoon: "Animals will no longer be used in psychological testing when it is discovered that ... they cheat!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 2002
July 2002 96 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2002
September 2002 111 Interior Art Cartoon: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — Mr. go-for-it, rah! rah! adventure boy — I took the one less traveled by ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 2002
October 2002 101 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2002
December 2002 107 Interior Art Cartoon: "Natural Selection: You are there!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 2002
January 2003 129 Interior Art Cartoon: "Thanks Saves-You-From-Yourself man. Thanks a lot." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 2003
July 2003 97 Interior Art Cartoon: "Make your own microlife refuge." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2003
October 2003 240 Interior Art Cartoon: "Zen Voodoo." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2003
February 2004 87 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2004
May 2004 160 Interior Art Cartoon: "What the hell was THAT!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2004
August 2004 30 Interior Art Cartoon: "You ought to get out more, according to experts." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2004
October 2004 127 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2004
October 2005 44 Interior Art Cartoon: "State of the art euphemisms will help us through the chronic, population driven food shortages of the twenty first century ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2005
February 2006 103 Interior Art Cartoon: "Cell phones will have so many functions that it will be legal to marry them." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2006
April 2006 160 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: Monster movies will continue to reflect underlying cultural fears." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 2006
May 2006 131 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2006
August 2006 95 Interior Art Cartoon: "Pinocchio vs Dracula." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2006
September 2006 115 Interior Art Cartoon: "We will learn that God didn't so much create the universe as find it in her purse when she was looking for something else." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 2006
May 2007 107 Interior Art Cartoon: "We'll just let 'nature take its course'." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2007
June 2007 70 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 2007
July 2007 140 Interior Art Cartoon: "Optimism will be officially declared a mental illness in 2011" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2007
October 2007 25 Interior Art Cartoon: "What an intelligent little species! Yes it is! Wudda-wudda ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2007
March 2008 95 Interior Art Cartoon: "Monopedalism never really caught on" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 2008
April 2008 36 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: The first truly effective diet book will be written ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 2008
May 2008 127 Interior Art Cartoon: "It isn't that bad. I feel like I used to after watching TV all day." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2008
June 2008 117 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: Alien cartoonist, Pu' Abtu, will be first guest artist!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 2008
July 2008 104 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: In a world of dimming prospects, children's books will change tack ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2008
August 2008 122 Interior Art Cartoon: "Of course it's an anal probe. What else would it be?" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2008
January 2009 97 Interior Art Cartoon: "*Juice boxes!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 2009
February 2009 69 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: Hideous mutant , Chas Chatterly, will lead a miserable lonely existence ..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2009
March 2009 115 Interior Art Cartoon: "And remember, boys and girls, light sabers aren't toys!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 2009
April 2009 221 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: Invading brainzoids will be stopped by a deadly ray that causes all cognitive functions to cease." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April-May 2009
August 2009 172 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: We will become a popular subject for alien nature shows" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August-September 2009
October 2009 35 Interior Art Cartoon: "Fairy tales can come true" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2009
December 2009 68 Interior Art Cartoon: "ANSWER: AARGH! OH GOD, STOP! PLEASE?! PLEASE! OH, GOD! NO! GOD, NO!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 2009
March 2010 102 Interior Art Cartoon: "LAND DOLPHIN AND PROUD OF IT!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2010
November 2010 43 Interior Art Cartoon: "Portal to the Great Unknown" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2010
November 2010 55 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption (snowman Dracula rising from freezer coffin) The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2010
March 2011 221 Interior Art Cartoon: "Where to find takers here, the U.S. government will sell treasury debt to SPACE ALIENS!!!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2011
May 2011 105 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: Millions of Years in the future we will be radiant beings of pure energy!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2011
May 2011 173 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: There will be evidence that the creator is bored." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2011
July 2011 194 Interior Art Cartoon: "Seek employment in a growth industry." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July-August 2011
July 2011 135 Interior Art Cartoon: "When aliens probe you ask them to do a colonoscopy while they're in there." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July-August 2011
November 2011 180 Interior Art Cartoon: "Farts will be even funnier." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2011
March 2012 129 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: Financial fraud and underpeforming investments will force baby boomers to move in with their parents.: The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2012
May 2012 159 Interior Art Cartoon: "My God, Mizritz, we've discovered a silicon-based lifeform!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2012
July 2012 133 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: The Pluto Interview!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July-August 2012
November 2012 141 Interior Art Cartoon: "My God, Mizritz, I'm being probed!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2012
January 2013 32 Interior Art Cartoon: "Speculations: Smart phones will evolve into evil genius phones." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January-February 2013
March 2013 28 Interior Art Cartoon: "I get more use out of it than you might think, especially since I burned off my feet." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2013
May 2013 217 Interior Art Cartoon: "Death Ray! Run!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2013
September 2013 162 Interior Art Cartoon: "Cover your eyes, Mizritz! They have a devolution ray!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September-October 2013
September 2013 189 Interior Art Cartoon: "I'm not sure if this is about zombies or Fox news." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September-October 2013
November 2013 42 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption (Frankenstein with Christmas lights) The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2013
January 2014 130 Interior Art Cartoon: "Flee, Mizritz, flee! They are cannibals!: The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January-February 2014
September 2014 168 Interior Art Cartoon: "Drink this, Cinderella, and they'll all be #!?*@%^ princes!" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September-October 2014
March 2015 178 Interior Art Cartoon: "What would do if this was your last day on Earth? Quick?" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2015
November 2015 177 Interior Art Cartoon: "Supernova; So-so nova; This-never-happened-to-me-before nova". The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2015
May 2016 138 Interior Art Cartoon: no caption The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2016
November 2016 171 Interior Art Cartoon: "SPECULATIONS IF YOU WENT BACK IN TIME AND KILLED YOUR GRANDFATHER YOU WOULD BE A DICK." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2016
November 2016 81 Interior Art Cartoon: "SPECULATIONS IN 20_ THE LAST AMERICAN WITH AN APPRECIABLE ATTENTION SPAN WILL DIE..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2016
January 2017 37 Interior Art Cartoon: "SPECULATIONS GLOBAL WARMING WILL ENCOURAGE MANSCAPING AMONG SASQUATCHES" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January-February 2017
May 2017 102 Interior Art Cartoon: "Sexing Aliens" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2017
November 2017 147 Interior Art Cartoon: Falling Rocks The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2017
January 2018 198 Interior Art Cartoon: Spaceware Trends The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January-February 2018
March 2018 141 Interior Art Cartoon: "The Cabbage Pierogi Theory of Creation" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2018
July 2018 65 Interior Art Cartoon: Bob Is Very, Very Sick But in the Future They May Know How to Cure Him! The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July-August 2018
September 2018 142 Interior Art Cartoon: "Damn It." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September-October 2018
March 2019 70 Interior Art After Plexit... The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March/April 2019
May 2020 60 Interior Art Cartoon: "Human Fails Turing Test" The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2020
November 2020 135 Interior Art Cartoon: "Our Giant Future Heads..." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2020
March 2021 122 Interior Art Cartoon (pg 122 - F&SF, March/April 2021) The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2021
May 2022 122 Interior Art Cartoon: "I wish, just once, we'd find some signs of life." The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May/June 2022

Year Publication Title
July 1995 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1995 Cartoon: "The 500th channel."
August 1995 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1995 Cartoon: "Medical curiosities, pt. IV."
August 1995 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1995 Cartoon: "You are in your power!"
October 1995 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1995 Cartoon: "Bioengineering fails to bring about racial harmony ..."
October 1995 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1995 Cartoon: "Euphemism"
February 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 1996 Cartoon: "The Proper Little Parasite."
May 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 1996 Cartoon: "Sailors of the early 1700's often mistook the Manatee for a beautiful mermaid ..."
July 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1996 Cartoon: "I'm wet, I'm cold, I've got barnacles on my butt. (shoop, shoop.)."
August 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1996 Cartoon: "The service sector will define hitherto unimagined employment opportunities ..."
August 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1996 Cartoon: no caption
September 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1996 Cartoon: "Disney's acendancy continues unchecked. In 2015 it launches it's most ambitious theme park ever. All employees are expected to follow certain rules."
September 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1996 Cartoon: "Take the guesswork out of your diagnosis!"
October 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1996 Cartoon: "Speculations: certain anatomical changes are inevitable."
October 1996 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1996 Cartoon: "Will we thrive in the new information economy?"
March 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1997 Cartoon: "Startling adaptations will help wildlife overcome habitat loss."
April 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1997 Cartoon: "Soon we will be able to work, shop, and recreate without ever leaving the comfort and security of our own homes ..."
May 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 1997 Cartoon: "The population of lawyers will outstrip forage and a short hunting season will be declared ..."
June 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 1997 Cartoon: "Doodling, Sturgis, has no place in bioengineering."
August 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1997 Cartoon: no caption
September 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1997 Cartoon: "It will become clear that H. P. Lovecraft was actually a journalist ..."
September 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1997 Cartoon: "Novelty tombstones will become popular."
September 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1997 Cartoon: no caption
October 1997 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1997 Cartoon: "Advanced Origami."
January 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 1998 Cartoon: "An shrinking number of increasingly immense corporations will provide all of our employment, goods, and services, radically altering the quality of ... Life."
January 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 1998 Cartoon: no caption
March 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1998 Cartoon: "Caller Eradication leads to the extinction of telemarketers, the jerky boys, and old, alcoholic, college friends."
April 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1998 Cartoon: "May I say, sir, what a pleasure it has been sniffing your butt?"
May 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 1998 Cartoon: "Will kill for food."
August 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 1998 Cartoon: Declining literacy will drive the proliferation of pictographs. Over time pictographs will succumb to the shorthand of abstraction ... reinvigorating literacy."
September 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1998 Cartoon: "A simple solution to racism, sexism, and lookism, will be found ..."
September 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 1998 Cartoon: "Penetrating pet disguises ..."
October 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1998 Cartoon: "From our catalog ..."
December 1998 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 1998 Cartoon: "MMMM, it tastes just like chicken."
January 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 1999 Cartoon: "Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought it could replace a great big guy like you!"
February 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 1999 Cartoon: "Destined to become the most popular superhero of all time, a new superhero will appear ..."
February 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 1999 Cartoon: "Sports will stop being a dreary bore when the balls can defend themselves."
March 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1999 Cartoon: "From Long's Interpretive Guide to Common Workplace Doodles"
April 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1999 Cartoon: "The real information superhighway."
April 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1999 Cartoon: "Though matter transmitters will make travel instantaneous, baggage handling problems will persist ..."
June 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 1999 Cartoon: "The princess and the frog (cutaway view)."
July 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1999 Cartoon: "As environmental degradation continues, mutation leave will become a standard employee benefit."
July 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1999 Cartoon: "The most noxious pollutant will finally be treated at its source."
October 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1999 Cartoon: "I heartily concur, Steerbridge. Form does, indeed, follow function."
October 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 1999 Cartoon: "Politics will become so degraded that only blatent sociopaths will seek office."
December 1999 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 1999 Cartoon: "Starting next year, every baby will come pre-loaded with Microsoft software."
January 2000 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 2000 Cartoon: "Where are we dumping the sludge?"
May 2000 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2000 Cartoon: "Get that Skanky thing out of my face, fleshbag!"
May 2000 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2000 Cartoon: "Martha Stewart will become Secretary of the Interior."
January 2001 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 2001 Cartoon: "OH, CRAP! I forgot Bob!"
February 2001 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2001 Cartoon: "I've had it up to here with these brats. Let's delete them."
May 2001 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2001 Cartoon: "Our clones will ingest all of the yummy foods and intoxicants we crave. We will download their sensations through neural networks ... leaving everything dangerous or fattening in the clones."
July 2001 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2001 Cartoon: "Rampant innumeracy will force a calculator redesign ..."
August 2001 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2001 Cartoon: "The government will find a viable, non-tax based revenue stream ..."
May 2002 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2002 Cartoon: "E-skin® implants will allow us to make money by displaying ads."
June 2002 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 2002 Cartoon: "Animals will no longer be used in psychological testing when it is discovered that ... they cheat!"
July 2002 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2002 Cartoon: no caption
September 2002 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 2002 Cartoon: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — Mr. go-for-it, rah! rah! adventure boy — I took the one less traveled by ..."
October 2002 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2002 Cartoon: no caption
December 2002 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 2002 Cartoon: "Natural Selection: You are there!"
January 2003 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 2003 Cartoon: "Thanks Saves-You-From-Yourself man. Thanks a lot."
July 2003 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2003 Cartoon: "Make your own microlife refuge."
October 2003 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2003 Cartoon: "Zen Voodoo."
February 2004 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2004 Cartoon: no caption
May 2004 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2004 Cartoon: "What the hell was THAT!"
August 2004 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2004 Cartoon: "You ought to get out more, according to experts."
October 2004 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2004 Cartoon: no caption
October 2005 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2005 Cartoon: "State of the art euphemisms will help us through the chronic, population driven food shortages of the twenty first century ..."
February 2006 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2006 Cartoon: "Cell phones will have so many functions that it will be legal to marry them."
April 2006 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 2006 Cartoon: "Speculations: Monster movies will continue to reflect underlying cultural fears."
May 2006 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2006 Cartoon: "Speculations"
August 2006 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2006 Cartoon: "Pinocchio vs Dracula."
September 2006 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September 2006 Cartoon: "We will learn that God didn't so much create the universe as find it in her purse when she was looking for something else."
May 2007 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2007 Cartoon: "We'll just let 'nature take its course'."
June 2007 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 2007 Cartoon: no caption
July 2007 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2007 Cartoon: "Optimism will be officially declared a mental illness in 2011"
October 2007 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2007 Cartoon: "What an intelligent little species! Yes it is! Wudda-wudda ..."
March 2008 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 2008 Cartoon: "Monopedalism never really caught on"
April 2008 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 2008 Cartoon: "Speculations: The first truly effective diet book will be written ..."
May 2008 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2008 Cartoon: "It isn't that bad. I feel like I used to after watching TV all day."
June 2008 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 2008 Cartoon: "Speculations: Alien cartoonist, Pu' Abtu, will be first guest artist!"
July 2008 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2008 Cartoon: "Speculations: In a world of dimming prospects, children's books will change tack ..."
August 2008 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2008 Cartoon: "Of course it's an anal probe. What else would it be?"
January 2009 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January 2009 Cartoon: "*Juice boxes!"
February 2009 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2009 Cartoon: "Speculations: Hideous mutant , Chas Chatterly, will lead a miserable lonely existence ..."
March 2009 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 2009 Cartoon: "And remember, boys and girls, light sabers aren't toys!"
April 2009 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April-May 2009 Cartoon: "Speculations: Invading brainzoids will be stopped by a deadly ray that causes all cognitive functions to cease."
August 2009 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August-September 2009 Cartoon: "Speculations: We will become a popular subject for alien nature shows"
October 2009 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October-November 2009 Cartoon: "Fairy tales can come true"
December 2009 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 2009 Cartoon: "ANSWER: AARGH! OH GOD, STOP! PLEASE?! PLEASE! OH, GOD! NO! GOD, NO!"
March 2010 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2010 Cartoon: "LAND DOLPHIN AND PROUD OF IT!"
November 2010 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2010 Cartoon: "Portal to the Great Unknown"
November 2010 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2010 Cartoon: no caption (snowman Dracula rising from freezer coffin)
March 2011 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2011 Cartoon: "Where to find takers here, the U.S. government will sell treasury debt to SPACE ALIENS!!!"
May 2011 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2011 Cartoon: "Speculations: Millions of Years in the future we will be radiant beings of pure energy!"
May 2011 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2011 Cartoon: "Speculations: There will be evidence that the creator is bored."
July 2011 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July-August 2011 Cartoon: "Seek employment in a growth industry."
July 2011 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July-August 2011 Cartoon: "When aliens probe you ask them to do a colonoscopy while they're in there."
November 2011 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2011 Cartoon: "Farts will be even funnier."
March 2012 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2012 Cartoon: "Speculations: Financial fraud and underpeforming investments will force baby boomers to move in with their parents.:
May 2012 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2012 Cartoon: "My God, Mizritz, we've discovered a silicon-based lifeform!"
July 2012 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July-August 2012 Cartoon: "Speculations: The Pluto Interview!"
November 2012 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2012 Cartoon: "My God, Mizritz, I'm being probed!"
January 2013 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January-February 2013 Cartoon: "Speculations: Smart phones will evolve into evil genius phones."
March 2013 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2013 Cartoon: "I get more use out of it than you might think, especially since I burned off my feet."
May 2013 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2013 Cartoon: "Death Ray! Run!"
September 2013 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September-October 2013 Cartoon: "Cover your eyes, Mizritz! They have a devolution ray!"
September 2013 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September-October 2013 Cartoon: "I'm not sure if this is about zombies or Fox news."
November 2013 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2013 Cartoon: no caption (Frankenstein with Christmas lights)
January 2014 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January-February 2014 Cartoon: "Flee, Mizritz, flee! They are cannibals!:
September 2014 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September-October 2014 Cartoon: "Drink this, Cinderella, and they'll all be #!?*@%^ princes!"
March 2015 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2015 Cartoon: "What would do if this was your last day on Earth? Quick?"
November 2015 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2015 Cartoon: "Supernova; So-so nova; This-never-happened-to-me-before nova".
May 2016 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2016 Cartoon: no caption
November 2016 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2016 Cartoon: "SPECULATIONS IF YOU WENT BACK IN TIME AND KILLED YOUR GRANDFATHER YOU WOULD BE A DICK."
November 2016 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2016 Cartoon: "SPECULATIONS IN 20_ THE LAST AMERICAN WITH AN APPRECIABLE ATTENTION SPAN WILL DIE..."
January 2017 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January-February 2017 Cartoon: "SPECULATIONS GLOBAL WARMING WILL ENCOURAGE MANSCAPING AMONG SASQUATCHES"
May 2017 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2017 Cartoon: "Sexing Aliens"
November 2017 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2017 Cartoon: Falling Rocks
January 2018 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January-February 2018 Cartoon: Spaceware Trends
March 2018 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2018 Cartoon: "The Cabbage Pierogi Theory of Creation"
July 2018 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July-August 2018 Cartoon: Bob Is Very, Very Sick But in the Future They May Know How to Cure Him!
September 2018 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, September-October 2018 Cartoon: "Damn It."
March 2019 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March/April 2019 After Plexit...
May 2020 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May-June 2020 Cartoon: "Human Fails Turing Test"
November 2020 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, November-December 2020 Cartoon: "Our Giant Future Heads..."
March 2021 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March-April 2021 Cartoon (pg 122 - F&SF, March/April 2021)
May 2022 The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May/June 2022 Cartoon: "I wish, just once, we'd find some signs of life."