A "compound novel" with the following contents:
-
Part One: The Creative Writing Tutor: "Oh, Whistle While You Work, and I'll Come to You, My Dwarf" / "Boo to a Goose" / "Whaling Well" / "The Tenant of Arcimboldo Hall" / "Canon Alberic's Photo-Album"
- Part Two: Up a Gumtree: "The Groin Scratcher" / "Plop Fiction"
- Part Three: Spermicidal Maniacs: "Where the Sun Doesn't Shine" / "Cop Hospital" / "Plums and Oriels"
- Part Four: Gum, Set and Match: "The Glue of the Scream" / "Sticky White Hands" / "I am a Slimy Man" (poem)
(Note: the first edition didn't include the last chapter and poem.)
Information from Amazon UK as of 2010-06-11.