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Pirate Therapy and Other Cures

Mark A. Rayner

First published 2012
Publisher Monkeyjoy Press
Format eBook
Type Collection
Price $3.03

Kindle format. A trade paperback edition (9780986662782) is also available at a price of $7.98 (as of 2012-06-23).

Page Title Author(s) Type
A Reluctant Emcee Mark A. Rayner Short Story
A Robot Regrets Mark A. Rayner Short Story
A Short History of Groundhog Day Mark A. Rayner Short Story
A Warning, Me Hearties Mark A. Rayner Essay
About the Author (Pirate Therapy and Other Cures) Mark A. Rayner Essay
Acknowledgments (Pirate Therapy and Other Cures) Mark A. Rayner Essay
An Incomplete History of Unicorns Mark A. Rayner Short Story
An Outraged Diner Emails the In-Vitro Café Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Apocalypse Cow Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Ask General Kang: An Introduction Mark A. Rayner Essay
Ask General Kang: Grooming, Fashion & Personal Advice Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Ask General Kang: Help with Your Impulses Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Ask General Kang: Love & Relationship Advice Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Ask General Kang: Political & Economic Advice Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Ask General Kang: The Home World Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Batman Lashes Out at the Other Members of the Justice League of America After Spending the Weekend at the Jack Nicholson Film Festival Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Bingo and Floggie Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Blogger Ponders on Things Instead of Musing About Them Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Career Day for Jim Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Cheese Pyrates! Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Cheese Pyrates: Revenge of the Crimson Parrots Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Clown Apocalypse Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Daisy of Narnia Reveals the Ugly Truth Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Disquieting Postcards I've Recently Received from My Future Self Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Dominus Vobiscum Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Dr. Tundra Versus the Flashmob Zombies Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Forgotten Bands of the Austrian Music Scene Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Forgotten Deities: Flaccidus, The Roman God of Engineers Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Harold Pinter's Acceptance Speech for the Nobel Prize in Literature Mark A. Rayner Short Story
High-Tech, High-Fiber Foods for a Cyborg on the Go Mark A. Rayner Short Story
How Anne of Green Gables Destroyed the World Mark A. Rayner Short Story
How It All Began, I Mean, AFTER the Nuclear Explosion Mark A. Rayner Short Story
How to Play Monkey-Robot-Pirate-Ninja-Zombie (Moropinzee) Mark A. Rayner Essay
Jesussic Park Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Leda and the Swan Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Lucidiva (TM) - Side Effects Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Lucinda at the Launderette of Shattered Hope Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Memo to Hollywood: 9 Time Travel/Pop Culture Mashups for Derivative, Yet Original, TV-to-Movie Projects Mark A. Rayner Essay
Municipal Investment Strategies for the Technological Singularity Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Nude Clanking Down a Staircase Mark A. Rayner Short Story
One of the Magi Explains About the Myrrh Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Pages I Have Dog-Eared in the Fall 2037 Hammacher Schlemmer Glaven Catalog Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Piracy 101 Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Pirate Therapy Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Proof of Kang's Corollary: Doug's Disaster Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Reassuring Fictions Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Rebranding Thor Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Regina Atroxica: A List Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Restraint Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Selected Media Fads Through the Ages Mark A. Rayner Essay
Seven Things That I Guarantee Won't Matter in 70 Years Mark A. Rayner Essay
Ten Indisputable Facts About Canada  Mark A. Rayner Essay
The All-Gas Mask Revival of Hamlet Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Blue Light, 2011 Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Device Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Epiphany of Leonard's Toenails Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Exam Question Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Five Second Rule Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Gruntwerx Paradigm Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Monkey's Tail, As Told by Marcel Duchamp the Day After Charles Lindbergh Landed at Le Bourget Field Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Norse Pastafarian Saga Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Perils of Evolution Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Rush of Heaven Downward Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Sarcastic Cyborg Debriefs Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Tragic Story of Larry and Wanda Pogo Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Unit Upgrade Mark A. Rayner Short Story
The Wonderful Thing About Tautologies Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Those Pernicious Business Clichés Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Video Dating Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Why Dr. McCoy Was Not A Whiny Bitch Mark A. Rayner Essay
William Shatner's Inaugural Address (After Winning the First Post-Two-Party Presidential Election) Mark A. Rayner Short Story
Zombie Pavlov, Political Pundit Mark A. Rayner Short Story