{{Tr|W. J. Gordon}} and significantly abridged to remove anti-US and anti-British passages. This version has been further abridged by I. O. Evans.
This translation begins:
"When a journey begins badly it rarely ends well. At least that ought to have been the opinion of the four instrumentalists whose instruments lay on the ground, the carriage in which they were riding having suddenly upset against a mound by the side of the road."
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