| 11 |
Introduction (The Importance of Being Ernest: A Collection of Essays and Poetry, 1997-2001)
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Ernest Cline
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Essay
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| 15 |
When I Was a Kid
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 19 |
The Geek Wants Out
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 23 |
Bottom Bunk Messiah
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 27 |
Nerd Porn Auteur
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 31 |
If Nostradamus Were a Guidance Counselor
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 35 |
Cunning Linguists
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 39 |
Tech Suport
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 43 |
The Importance of Being Ernest
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 47 |
Curriculum Vitae
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 51 |
Airwolf
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 55 |
Pick Six
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 60 |
Curtains
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 64 |
Cinéma Vérité (My Closing Argument)
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 68 |
Footloose Haiku
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 68 |
Galaga Haiku
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 68 |
Will Robinson's Blues Haiku
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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| 69 |
Dance, Monkeys, Dance
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Ernest Cline
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Poem
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