Parody, April 1, 2012

April 2012

Editor	Brian Garrison
Cover art	Jeremy Saliba
Publisher	On Impression Network
Price	$5.00
Pages	[6]+32+[2]

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Volume 1, issue 1 Day of publication on title page. Appending Contributors on pages 30-32, and Works Parodied on unnumbered page [33]. Price is printed on back cover.

Page	Type	Kind	Title	Author(s)
1	Poem	Fiction	Tourette's	Joseph Reich
2	Poem	Fiction	My ans'ring machine asked for haiku	Michael George
2	Poem	Fiction	old Issa	Ed Higgins
2	Poem	Fiction	You tried to reach mike	Michael George
3	Poem	Fiction	Stabat Mater	David Lewitzky
6	Poem	Fiction	Tri Semi	Sandra Soli
7	Poem	Fiction	Prequels to Famous Books	Jonathan Shipley
8	Poem	Fiction	Reasons to Become a Cannibal	Bruce Boston
9	Poem	Fiction	Things Not to Say when You Meet a Tyrranosaurus Rex	Bruce Boston
10	Poem	Fiction	Rossum's Universal Robot Rebuts	Neil Ellman
11	Poem	Fiction	The Street Sweeper	Patrick Cook
12	Poem	Fiction	The Hot Water Heater	Robert E. Petras
14	Poem	Fiction	The Marital Machinations of King Henry, Number Eight	Adriana Tosun
17	Poem	Fiction	My Girlfriend's Eyes are Kinda Like the Sun	Barbara Lydecker Crane
18	Poem	Fiction	Always on Sunday	Tracy Koretsky
19	Poem	Fiction	Keeping Score	Hal Sirowitz
20	Poem	Fiction	To Coffee (On Drinking the Day's First Cup)	Steve Klepetar
22	Poem	Fiction	In Palo Alto (The Yiddish Circle)	Lance Nizami
24	Poem	Fiction	Come Fly With Me	David Alpaugh
24	Poem	Fiction	John Donne Explains How it All Went Wrong	David Alpaugh
24	Poem	Fiction	The Clam	David L. O'Neal
25	Poem	Fiction	Beetnick	Jacob Edwards
25	Poem	Fiction	Pin the Tail	Jacob Edwards
25	Poem	Fiction	Sway	James B. Nicola
26	Poem	Fiction	Ethermance	Kevin Meeks
27	Poem	Fiction	Sandman	N. Joy Lutton
28	Poem	Fiction	Nice Try for a Jedi	Adam Solomon

Page	Type	Kind	Title	Author(s)
	Editor	Non Fiction	Parody - 2012	Brian Garrison
	Cover Art	Non Fiction	Parody, April 1, 2012	Jeremy Saliba

Parody, April 1, 2012

Notes

Contents 27

Art & Editorial 2