Sir Basil Turton， an art collector， marries a woman he has nothing in common with. She treats him badly and cheats on him. A piece of artwork eventually gives him the opportunity to revenge himself on her by terrifying her.
| Date | Publication | Publisher | Type | Page | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1953 |
|
Someone Like You | Alfred A. Knopf | Collection | |
| 1961 |
|
Someone Like You | Michael Joseph | Collection | |
| August 1961 |
|
Someone Like You | Dell | Collection | 156 |
| 1965 |
|
Someone Like You | Four Square Books | Collection | |
| 1965 |
|
Someone Like You | Dell | Collection | |
| November 1969 |
|
Twenty-Nine Kisses from Roald Dahl | Michael Joseph | Omnibus | |
| 1970 |
|
Someone Like You | Penguin Books | Collection | 133 |
| 1972 |
|
Someone Like You | Pocket Books | Collection | |
| February 1979 | Tales of the Unexpected | Michael Joseph | Collection | ||
| February 1979 | Tales of the Unexpected | Penguin Books | Collection | ||
| September 1979 |
|
Tales of the Unexpected | Vintage Books | Collection | 122 |
| 1980 |
|
Tales of the Unexpected | Penguin Books | Collection | 102 |
| November 1980 |
|
Stories of Fear | William Kimber | Anthology | 19 |
| September 1986 |
|
Completely Unexpected Tales | Penguin Books | Omnibus | |
| August 1990 |
|
Tales of the Unexpected | Vintage Books | Collection | |
| September 1991 | The Collected Short Stories of Roald Dahl | Michael Joseph | Omnibus | 545 | |
| May 1998 |
|
The Umbrella Man and Other Stories | Viking | Collection | 256 |
| July 2000 |
|
The Umbrella Man and Other Stories | Puffin / Penguin Books (US) | Collection | 256 |
| September 2001 |
|
The Great Automatic Grammatizator and Other Stories | Puffin / Penguin Books (UK) | Collection | 243 |
| October 2006 |
|
Collected Stories | Alfred A. Knopf | Collection | 385 |
| September 2008 |
|
Tales of the Unexpected | Penguin Books Australia | Collection | 102 |
| November 2008 |
|
The Umbrella Man and Other Stories | Paw Prints | Collection | |256 |
| December 2009 |
|
Someone Like You | Penguin Books | Collection | |
| December 2009 |
|
Someone Like You | Penguin Books | Collection | |
| June 2013 |
|
The Umbrella Man and Other Stories | Speak / Penguin Books (US) | Collection | |13 |
| September 2013 |
|
The Great Automatic Grammatizator and Other Stories | Puffin | Collection |