First published in The Guardian.
| Date | Publication | Publisher | Type | Page | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| October 1998 |
|
Pixel Juice | Doubleday (UK) | Collection | 138 |
| March 2000 |
|
Pixelsalat | Goldmann | Collection | 148 |
| May 2000 |
|
Pixel Juice | Anchor UK | Collection | 164 |