First appeared online in Bartleby Snopes, March 2011.
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| March 2012 |
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Don't Pet the Sweaty Things | Bards and Sages Publishing | Collection | |
| December 2014 |
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Don't Pet the Sweaty Things | Bards and Sages Publishing | Collection | |
| January 2015 |
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Don't Pet the Sweaty Things | Bards and Sages Publishing | Collection |