Madame Painte is a garden gnome. It's a bit surprising that she's for sale on a Pacific island; more surprising that her face is painted green with a white stripe across it; and most surprising that the seller insists she must never be taken indoors.
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Behold! Oddities, Curiosities and Undefinable Wonders | Crystal Lake Publishing | Anthology | |7 |
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Behold! Oddities, Curiosities and Undefinable Wonders | Crystal Lake Publishing | Anthology | |7 |
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