The Fosters are a married couple who dispute about departing on time. He baits her by purposely being perpetually late. The last straw is the departure for a trip to Paris. Mrs. Foster leaves without Mr. Foster. On her return, he isn't waiting for her. We find out, indirectly, that she may have deliberately left him in a broken-down elevator the whole time she was away.
| Date | Publication | Publisher | Type | Page | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| February 1954 | The New Yorker, February 27, 1954 | MAGAZINE | |||
| March 1959 |
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Argosy, March 1959 | The Amalgamated Press | MAGAZINE | 19 |
| 1960 |
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Kiss Kiss | Michael Joseph | Collection | |
| 1960 | Kiss Kiss | McClelland & Stewart | Collection | ||
| February 1960 |
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Kiss Kiss | Alfred A. Knopf | Collection | |
| 1961 |
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Kiss Kiss | Dell | Collection | |
| 1961 | Op weg naar de hemel | Meulenhoff | Collection | 25 | |
| 1962 |
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Kiss Kiss | Penguin Books | Collection | 47 |
| 1963 |
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Op weg naar de hemel | Meulenhoff | Collection | 25 |
| 1965 |
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Kiss Kiss | Dell | Collection | |
| 1966 | Kiss Kiss | Penguin Books | Collection | 47 | |
| 1966 |
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Küsschen, Küsschen! | Rowohlt Taschenbuch | Collection | 59 |
| 1966 |
|
Les chefs-d'œuvre du crime | Marabout | Anthology | 47 |
| October 1968 |
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Kiss Kiss | Alfred A. Knopf | Collection | 55 |
| October 1969 |
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Hanging by a Thread | Houghton Mifflin | Anthology | 238 |
| November 1969 |
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Twenty-Nine Kisses from Roald Dahl | Michael Joseph | Omnibus | |
| 1970 |
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Kiss Kiss | Penguin Books | Collection | 47 |
| 1970 |
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Küsschen, Küsschen! | Rowohlt Taschenbuch | Collection | 59 |
| 1970 | Hanging by a Thread | W. H. Allen | Anthology | 238 | |
| October 1972 |
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Le coppie infernali | Mondadori | Anthology | |
| November 1972 |
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Kiss Kiss | Pocket Books | Collection | 40 |
| July 1974 |
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Happy Endings | Bobbs-Merrill Company | Anthology | 10 |
| 1976 |
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Küsschen, Küsschen! | Büchergilde Gutenberg | Collection | |3 |
| 1977 | Lammkeule und andere Geschichten | Volk und Welt | Collection | 5 | |
| May 1978 |
|
The Best of Roald Dahl | Vintage Books | Collection | 130 |
| February 1979 | Tales of the Unexpected | Michael Joseph | Collection | ||
| February 1979 | Tales of the Unexpected | Penguin Books | Collection | ||
| September 1979 |
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Tales of the Unexpected | Vintage Books | Collection | 219 |
| 1980 |
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Tales of the Unexpected | Penguin Books | Collection | 179 |
| October 1980 |
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Küßchen, Küßchen! | Deutsche Buch-Gemeinschaft | Collection | 132 |
| September 1981 |
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Mysterious, Menacing & Macabre | Elsevier / Nelson Books | Anthology | 135 |
| October 1981 | Mysterious, Menacing & Macabre | J. M. Dent & Sons | Anthology | 135 | |
| 1983 |
|
Lammkeule und andere Geschichten | Volk und Welt | Collection | 5 |
| 1984 |
|
Kiss Kiss | Penguin Books | Collection | 47 |
| 1985 |
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Rakkaani, kyyhkyläiseni / Joku kaltaisesi | Suuri Suomalainen Kirjakerho | Omnibus | 181|12 |
| 1985 |
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Rabenschwarze Geschichten | Klett | Anthology | 43 |
| September 1986 |
|
Completely Unexpected Tales | Penguin Books | Omnibus | |
| 1987 |
|
A Second Roald Dahl Selection | Longman | Collection | 73 |
| August 1990 |
|
The Best of Roald Dahl | Vintage Books | Collection | |
| August 1990 |
|
Tales of the Unexpected | Vintage Books | Collection | |
| September 1991 | The Collected Short Stories of Roald Dahl | Michael Joseph | Omnibus | 37 | |
| May 1998 |
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The Umbrella Man and Other Stories | Viking | Collection | 156 |
| March 2000 |
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Ten Short Stories | Penguin Books | Collection | 77 |
| July 2000 |
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The Umbrella Man and Other Stories | Puffin / Penguin Books (US) | Collection | 156 |
| September 2001 |
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The Great Automatic Grammatizator and Other Stories | Puffin / Penguin Books (UK) | Collection | 150 |
| March 2003 |
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Kiss Kiss | Gallimard | Collection | 60 |
| May 2005 |
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A Taste of the Unexpected | Penguin Books | Collection | 22 |
| October 2006 |
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Collected Stories | Alfred A. Knopf | Collection | 447 |
| September 2008 |
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Tales of the Unexpected | Penguin Books Australia | Collection | 179 |
| November 2008 |
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The Umbrella Man and Other Stories | Paw Prints | Collection | |156 |
| November 2012 |
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Küsschen, Küsschen! | Rowohlt Taschenbuch | Collection | 59 |
| June 2013 |
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The Umbrella Man and Other Stories | Speak / Penguin Books (US) | Collection | |9 |
| September 2013 |
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The Great Automatic Grammatizator and Other Stories | Puffin | Collection |