| Year | Award | Category | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | Bram Stoker Award | Superior Achievement in a Fiction Collection | Nominee/Finalist |
| 2006 | International Horror Guild Award | Best Collection | Winner |
| 2007 | Locus Poll Award | Best Collection | Nominee/Finalist |
| 2007 | World Fantasy Award | Best Collection | Nominee/Finalist |
| Date | Publication | Publisher | Type | Page | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| October 2006 |
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American Morons | Earthling Publications | Collection |