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Carlton Mellick, III

Carlton Mellick, III

July 2, 1977 (age 48)

Birth place: Phoenix, Arizona, USA

58 works in English-language magazines

Date Page Type Title Magazine
October 1999 14 Poem The Stray Darkness Within #2, Autumn 1999
December 1999 Editor Earwig Flesh Factory - 1999 Earwig Flesh Factory, December 1999
December 1999 Cover Art Earwig Flesh Factory, December 1999 Earwig Flesh Factory, December 1999
December 1999 14 Short Fiction Playroom Parchment Symbols, December 1999
December 1999 1 Short Fiction The Earwig Flesh Factory Earwig Flesh Factory, December 1999
January 2000 23 Short Fiction Creatures of the Heavens Burning Sky, #5, 2000
January 2000 14 Poem Immortal Darkness Within #3, Winter 2000
February 2000 49 Short Fiction Grocery Store Parchment Symbols, February 2000
March 2000 35 Short Fiction Gun Man Winedark Sea, Volume One, 2000
March 2000 34 Short Fiction Pickler Winedark Sea, Volume One, 2000
April 2000 Editor Earwig Flesh Factory - 2000 Earwig Flesh Factory, Spring 2000
April 2000 Cover Art Earwig Flesh Factory, Spring 2000 Earwig Flesh Factory, Spring 2000
April 2000 1 Essay Editorial (Earwig Flesh Factory, Spring 2000) Earwig Flesh Factory, Spring 2000
April 2000 28 Short Fiction Venus' Triangle Parchment Symbols, April 2000
June 2000 59 Short Fiction Pirates Fantasque, June 2000
September 2000 Cover Art Earwig Flesh Factory, Fall/Winter 2000 Earwig Flesh Factory, Fall/Winter 2000
September 2000 70 Short Fiction Fist World The Dream Zone, September 2000
September 2000 Short Fiction Multiple Personalities Fables, Autumn 2000
October 2000 14 Short Fiction Bucket of Gross EOTU Ezine, October 2000
2001 68 Short Fiction The Lawn Citizens Potato Monkey, Autumn 2001
2001 47 Short Fiction The Snail Street Sweeper Potato Monkey, Autumn 2001
January 2001 46 Short Fiction Hamburger Clock The Dream Zone, January 2001
2003 21 Short Fiction Visit to the Spiraling Manor Potato Monkey, Winter 2003
2007 6 Short Fiction An Era of Liquid Streets Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens #5, Winter 2007
May 2009 84 Review The Faggiest Vampire The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #1, Summer 2009
May 2009 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #1, Summer 2009 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #1, Summer 2009
May 2009 91 Review The Menstruating Mall The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #1, Summer 2009
October 2009 95 Essay Bizarro Books That Never Were: The Cranky Dildo The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009
October 2009 53 Short Fiction Simple Machines The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009
October 2009 93 Review The Haunted Vagina The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009
October 2009 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009
October 2009 91 Review Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009
March 2010 84 Review Adolf in Wonderland The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010
March 2010 82 Review The Egg Man The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010
March 2010 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010
March 2010 83 Review Ultra Fuckers The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010
October 2010 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #4, Fall 2010 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #4, Fall 2010
June 2011 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue Five, 2011 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue Five, 2011
August 2012 76 Review Armadillo Fists The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012
August 2012 23 Short Fiction Red World The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012
August 2012 62 Short Fiction Space Cougar! The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012
August 2012 72 Essay The 7 Types of Bizarro Fiction Haters The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012
August 2012 84 Review The Handsome Squirm The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012
August 2012 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012
December 2012 8 Essay Advice for Bizarro Writers Part 1: Write for a Younger Audience The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #7, Winter 2012
December 2012 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #7, Winter 2012 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #7, Winter 2012
December 2012 77 Review Tumor Fruit The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #7, Winter 2012
February 2013 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #8, Spring 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #8, Spring 2013
June 2013 90 Review Cuddly Holocaust The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #9, Summer 2013
June 2013 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #9, Summer 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #9, Summer 2013
June 2013 87 Review Village of the Mermaids The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #9, Summer 2013
September 2013 85 Review Quicksand House The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #10, Fall 2013
September 2013 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #10, Fall 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #10, Fall 2013
December 2013 Review Quicksand House Bizarrocast, EP38
December 2013 Cover Art The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #11, Winter 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #11, Winter 2013
December 2013 90 Review Zombies and Shit The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #11, Winter 2013
March 2015 Review Hungry Bug Bizarrocast, EP51
July 2020 78 Review Fantastic Orgy Theaker's Quarterly Fiction, #67

65 English-language books

Year Type Title Author(s)
2001 Novel Satan Burger Carlton Mellick, III
2002 Novel Electric Jesus Corpse Carlton Mellick, III
2003 Novel Razor Wire Pubic Hair Carlton Mellick, III
2003 Anthology Teeth and Tongue Landscape / Angel Scene Carlton Mellick, III & Richard Kadrey
2003 Anthology The Steel Breakfast Era / The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection Carlton Mellick, III & Simon Logan
2004 Novel Fishy-Fleshed Carlton Mellick, III
2004 Chapbook The Baby Jesus Butt Plug Carlton Mellick, III
2005 Novel Ocean of Lard Carlton Mellick, III & Kevin L. Donihe
2005 Novel Punk Land Carlton Mellick, III
2005 Novel Sex and Death in Television Town Carlton Mellick, III
2005 Novel The Menstruating Mall Carlton Mellick, III
2006 Novel Sausagey Santa Carlton Mellick, III
2006 Chapbook Sea of the Patchwork Cats Carlton Mellick, III
2006 Chapbook Teeth and Tongue Landscape Carlton Mellick, III
2006 Novel The Haunted Vagina Carlton Mellick, III
2006 Chapbook War Slut Carlton Mellick, III
2007 Novel Adolf in Wonderland Carlton Mellick, III
2007 Anthology Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell Jeffrey Thomas & Carlton Mellick, III
2008 Novel Apeshit Carlton Mellick, III
2008 Novel Cybernetrix Carlton Mellick, III
2008 Novel The Egg Man Carlton Mellick, III
2008 Novel Ultra Fuckers Carlton Mellick, III
2009 Novel The Cannibals of Candyland Carlton Mellick, III
2009 Novel The Faggiest Vampire Carlton Mellick, III
2009 Novel Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland Carlton Mellick, III
2010 Anthology Christmas on Crack Carlton Mellick, III
2010 Collection Sunset with a Beard Carlton Mellick, III
2010 Novel The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 Carlton Mellick, III
2010 Novel Zombies and Shit Carlton Mellick, III
2011 Novel Armadillo Fists Carlton Mellick, III
2011 Collection Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands Carlton Mellick, III
2011 Novel Crab Town Carlton Mellick, III
2011 Collection Fantastic Orgy Carlton Mellick, III
2011 Novel I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter Carlton Mellick, III
2011 Chapbook The Morbidly Obese Ninja Carlton Mellick, III
2012 Novel Kill Ball Carlton Mellick, III
2012 Chapbook Steel Breakfast Era Carlton Mellick, III
2012 Novel The Handsome Squirm Carlton Mellick, III
2012 Novel Tumor Fruit Carlton Mellick, III
2012 Chapbook Ugly Heaven Carlton Mellick, III
2013 Novel Clusterfuck Carlton Mellick, III
2013 Novel Cuddly Holocaust Carlton Mellick, III
2013 Collection Hammer Wives Carlton Mellick, III
2013 Novel Quicksand House Carlton Mellick, III
2013 Novel Village of the Mermaids Carlton Mellick, III
2014 Novel Hungry Bug Carlton Mellick, III
2014 Novel Sweet Story Carlton Mellick, III
2014 Novel The Tick People Carlton Mellick, III
2015 Novel Bio Melt Carlton Mellick, III
2015 Collection ClownFellas: Tales of the Binzo Family Carlton Mellick, III
2016 Novel Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes Carlton Mellick, III
2016 Novel The Terrible Thing That Happens Carlton Mellick, III
2017 Novel Exercise Bike Carlton Mellick, III
2017 Chapbook Parasite Milk Carlton Mellick, III
2017 Novel Spider Bunny Carlton Mellick, III
2017 Novel The Big Meat Carlton Mellick, III
2018 Novel Neverday Carlton Mellick, III
2018 Chapbook Stacking Doll Carlton Mellick, III
2018 Novel The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart Carlton Mellick, III
2019 Novel Mouse Trap Carlton Mellick, III
2020 Chapbook Snuggle Club Carlton Mellick, III
2020 Novel The Bad Box Carlton Mellick, III
2022 Novel The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair Carlton Mellick, III
2023 Novel You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams Carlton Mellick, III
2024 Novel Apeship Carlton Mellick, III

YearAwardCategoryTitleStatus
2017 Premio Ignotus Mejor novela extranjera - Best Foreign Novel La casa de arenas movedizas Finalist

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Year Publication Title
Cover December 1999 Earwig Flesh Factory, December 1999 Earwig Flesh Factory, December 1999
Cover April 2000 Earwig Flesh Factory, Spring 2000 Earwig Flesh Factory, Spring 2000
Cover September 2000 Earwig Flesh Factory, Fall/Winter 2000 Earwig Flesh Factory, Fall/Winter 2000
Cover November 2001 Skimming the Gumbo Nuclear Skimming the Gumbo Nuclear
Cover January 2003 Rachmaninoff's Ghost Rachmaninoff's Ghost
Cover April 2006 The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange) The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange)
Cover November 2006 Bare Bone #9 Bare Bone #9
Cover April 2007 Bare Bone #10 Bare Bone #10
Cover May 2009 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #1, Summer 2009 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #1, Summer 2009
Cover October 2009 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009
Cover March 2010 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010
Cover October 2010 The Bizarro Starter Kit The Bizarro Starter Kit
Cover October 2010 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #4, Fall 2010 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #4, Fall 2010
Cover June 2011 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue Five, 2011 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue Five, 2011
Cover August 2012 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012
Cover December 2012 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #7, Winter 2012 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #7, Winter 2012
Cover February 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #8, Spring 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #8, Spring 2013
Cover June 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #9, Summer 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #9, Summer 2013
Cover September 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #10, Fall 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #10, Fall 2013
Cover December 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #11, Winter 2013 The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #11, Winter 2013